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Total Medals Earned: 132 (From 19 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,925 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 4/29/12
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Bye Robot

master clicker Unlocked 4/6/13
5 Points
you have mastered the art of clicking
master navigator Unlocked 4/6/13
5 Points
you have mastered the art of navigation
robot egg Unlocked 4/6/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
teleportation initiated Unlocked 4/6/13
10 Points
you have initiated a teleportation sequence
down the corridor Unlocked 4/6/13
25 Points
you are moving down the corridor
teleportation terminal access Unlocked 4/6/13
50 Points
you have accessed the teleportation terminal
bonus stage Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
like shiny objects Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/8 (100/200 points)

Caesar's Day Off

Et Tu, Brute?* Unlocked 5/18/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I hate myself and I want to die. Unlocked 5/18/13
25 Points
RAAAWR.
Pity Party Unlocked 5/18/13
25 Points
T_T
Roman Partytime! Unlocked 3/20/16
25 Points
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)

Call of 'Doody'

Electric Jump Rope x10 Unlocked 5/12/13
5 Points
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Fatal Diarrhea Unlocked 5/12/13
5 Points
Poop Yourself to Death
Kentucky Fried Pigeon Unlocked 5/4/13
5 Points
Get Electrocuted
Persistent Unlocked 5/4/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
What Are You Doing Unlocked 5/12/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Electric Jump Rope x20 Unlocked 5/13/13
10 Points
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Doody Assassin Unlocked 5/13/13
25 Points
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Electric Jump Rope x30 25 Points Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
#1 Pooper 100 Points Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.

Medals Earned: 7/9 (60/185 points)

Cathode Raybots

Channel Flipper Unlocked 3/6/13
5 Points
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
N00Binator Unlocked 3/6/13
5 Points
Kill the N00bs.
67 Deep Sixer 5 Points Defeat the 67 Bots.
Bad Dude 5 Points Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Butt Pincher 5 Points Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Castle Crusher 5 Points Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Emotikiller 5 Points Kill the NG Emotes.
Evil Slayer 5 Points Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Gang Banger 5 Points Defeat 10 random bosses.
Hate the Game 5 Points Defeat the VG Legends.
Jerk Killer 5 Points Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Killer of Legends 5 Points Kill the legendary characters.
Proletariat 5 Points Defeat the Bourgeois.
Travisty 5 Points Defeat the Travis Bots.
Troll 5 Points Defeat the NG Folks.
Unpatriotic 5 Points Defeat the Patriots.

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/80 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 5/19/13
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Drop A Beat, Giuseppe!

Rock On, Giuseppe! Unlocked 5/18/13
25 Points
There's a place for everyone here.
Con Passione, Giuseppe! 25 Points Score 5000 points.
Someone Still Loves You, Giuseppe! 25 Points <3
Was It Worth It, Giuseppe? 25 Points No
Not Gonna Open Up, Giuseppe? 50 Points Survive two minutes without opening the lid.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/150 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 3/1/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 3/1/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 3/1/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 3/1/13
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 3/1/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist Unlocked 3/1/13
5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Soul Bangle Unlocked 3/1/13
5 Points
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 3/1/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 3/1/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 3/1/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 3/1/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 3/1/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 3/1/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 3/1/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames Unlocked 3/1/13
10 Points
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Dead Bird Unlocked 3/1/13
10 Points
You found the dead blue bird!
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 3/1/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Goober Unlocked 3/1/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense Unlocked 3/1/13
10 Points
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper Unlocked 3/1/13
10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Spin Attack Unlocked 3/1/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Squished Unlocked 3/1/13
10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered Unlocked 3/1/13
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense Unlocked 3/1/13
10 Points
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Shrunken Head Unlocked 3/1/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Game Won Unlocked 3/1/13
50 Points
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed Unlocked 3/1/13
50 Points
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!

Medals Earned: 27/44 (300/500 points)

Hungry Gamers

Grab Bag Unlocked 5/19/13
5 Points
Grab the bag!
Alliance 10 Points Form an alliance.
Arrows Get 10 Points Defeat Glimmer
Crowd Pleaser 25 Points You call that a kiss?
To the Dogs 100 Points Defeat Cato

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)

Newgrounds Holiday Worm

Look at all that talent! Unlocked 1/8/14
5 Points
Who gives a damn about credits? You do!!!
Argh my eyes Unlocked 1/8/14
25 Points
Viewed all the submissions in a single loop.
Christmas is ruined Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Oh, there's more? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/80 points)